I’m Helen, aka The Mumatron, mummy to The Chops and wife of Dadius Prime.
When you spend 9 hours a day in the sole company of a baby, you develop the need to speak your mind to someone that might understand, whether they are there in person or not.
Welcome to my mind, my socially awkward, often cynical, baby-brained mind.
Blogging and tweeting newbie, mum of one and aspiring novelist.
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